Zombies in the City

Braindead bozos wander the streets

They’ve become engorged

before they even step from their stoops

Bathed in LEDs

unable and unwilling to leave

Stumbling into each other

fumbling with empty phrases

tumbling down a dozen rabbit holes

Eager to search and scroll

and post and share

and ever so humbly brag

Without ever even knowing

the names of their neighbors